coronal mass ejection v1
My Free Mickey
Just a fun freestyle with lots of puns! 1990s jocular lyrics, but I left the misogyny out.
Puns will be explained on acapella upload tomorrow.
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Quote:
No flash in the pan coronal mass ejection
Crying like an Incel that couldn’t handle rejection
Couldn’t handle inspection here comes deflection
Improper perspective you’re just defective
I brought the artillery, shots are fired
Gimped and gelded you should retire
I can’t be your sire! Don’t know your broodmare
Transform like the thing, who goes there?
It is I, your lowness, the herald on a surfboard
Galactic turf wars send you to the burn ward
Spurned couldn’t earn more when you turned whore
Your repertoire is leaving you sore.
Herby Hancock or Herby The Love Bug
Observing you squirm with the clap it’s rough
Calling Air Bud even a dog can dunk you
You’re sunk beau, marathon you got run through
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((Bridge))
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Keep it dirty, put the mop in the closet
Rockin out of socket part time prophet
No Jim Jones but I got the flavor aid
Pouring my entire heart where rhymes are made
Hidden gems, a quarry of poetry
Packed liked grocery bags inside low country
Picked from the orchard where my ancestors worked
Bring the blasphemous noise? boy you’ll get hurt
No autolatry, where’s your mind lately
Stuck in a reflection of your self hating
Narcissus but inverted it’s a crisis
You’re breaking apart like the god Osiris
Your plus is a minus can’t see, you’re eyeless
Can’t hear otitis, got encephalitis
Your ego’s as blown up as a lawn ornament
But you’re thinned skin you won’t win this tournament
———————
((Bridge))
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Down in the burrow, undermining
The walls of your Castle, your silver lining
Steal your silver spoon, send Alfonso home
Different strokes pinche cabron
Well Tonto here comes the chupacabra
Candleablra lit phantom of the opera
Close caper drama long distance bomber
Through your defenses catch you in pajamas
Time for sleep nighty night little kiddos
Pennywise coming for his tender vittles
Smells like bacon! Good rhymes for a treat
For good girls and boys moving to this beat
Burst like thunder and shine like Helios
So appealing yet only appearing to those
Not like revelation but dark invocation
Calling Cthulu back from vacation
Puns will be explained on acapella upload tomorrow.
Get the .wav file for free on Bandcamp!
Quote:
No flash in the pan coronal mass ejection
Crying like an Incel that couldn’t handle rejection
Couldn’t handle inspection here comes deflection
Improper perspective you’re just defective
I brought the artillery, shots are fired
Gimped and gelded you should retire
I can’t be your sire! Don’t know your broodmare
Transform like the thing, who goes there?
It is I, your lowness, the herald on a surfboard
Galactic turf wars send you to the burn ward
Spurned couldn’t earn more when you turned whore
Your repertoire is leaving you sore.
Herby Hancock or Herby The Love Bug
Observing you squirm with the clap it’s rough
Calling Air Bud even a dog can dunk you
You’re sunk beau, marathon you got run through
———————
((Bridge))
———————
Keep it dirty, put the mop in the closet
Rockin out of socket part time prophet
No Jim Jones but I got the flavor aid
Pouring my entire heart where rhymes are made
Hidden gems, a quarry of poetry
Packed liked grocery bags inside low country
Picked from the orchard where my ancestors worked
Bring the blasphemous noise? boy you’ll get hurt
No autolatry, where’s your mind lately
Stuck in a reflection of your self hating
Narcissus but inverted it’s a crisis
You’re breaking apart like the god Osiris
Your plus is a minus can’t see, you’re eyeless
Can’t hear otitis, got encephalitis
Your ego’s as blown up as a lawn ornament
But you’re thinned skin you won’t win this tournament
———————
((Bridge))
———————
Down in the burrow, undermining
The walls of your Castle, your silver lining
Steal your silver spoon, send Alfonso home
Different strokes pinche cabron
Well Tonto here comes the chupacabra
Candleablra lit phantom of the opera
Close caper drama long distance bomber
Through your defenses catch you in pajamas
Time for sleep nighty night little kiddos
Pennywise coming for his tender vittles
Smells like bacon! Good rhymes for a treat
For good girls and boys moving to this beat
Burst like thunder and shine like Helios
So appealing yet only appearing to those
Not like revelation but dark invocation
Calling Cthulu back from vacation